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Fairview Remodeling Plans Unveiled--Eliminate All Windows

David Hirschhorn | Dec 8 2016 | in Humor

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Many students have been curious for a long time of what will happen with the extra money that BVSD schools gained through a vote passed ...

8 Ways to Stop the College Talk

Sara McCrea | Dec 7 2016 | in Humor

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Hey seniors! Have you started to dread family events? Does talking to any of your parents’ friends, or any adults rather, only res...

Cookie Culprit Part 2

Carter Hanson | Nov 14 2016 | in Humor

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A few weeks ago, Jonas Williamswelt dropped a cookie on a reference book in the library. This initiated a heated discussion between the ...

November Issue Teaser - Vermin Supreme

Carter Hanson | Nov 2 2016 | in Humor

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  Our November ELECTION ISS...

Senior Starts Clown Hunting Club

Patrick Stachniak and Arvand Aidun | Oct 31 2016 | in Humor

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Local senior Jacob Sterling started the Clown Hunting Club last week, a club dedicated to the defense of the school from the onslaught o...

Cookie Culprit Part 1

Carter Hanson | Oct 28 2016 | in Humor

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Following student Jonas Williamswelt’s cookie consumption in the FHS library last week, the IB Department faces charges from the L...

Pun Shortage Causes Protests

Kate Martin, Anya Aidun and Chloe Cope | Oct 28 2016 | in Humor

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A lack of fresh and diverse Fairview puns has caused school-wide protests, as well as calls for new leadership among those responsible f...

Student Stuck in 600 Hallway Intersection for Two Hours

Noah Finer | Oct 26 2016 | in Humor

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Freshman George White was rescued fifth period in the 600 hallway intersection last Thursday after lying on the ground for over two hour...

Moronic Class Misinterprets a Crime as Comedy

Patrick Stachniak | Oct 12 2016 | in Humor

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This past Friday, a class in the 600 hall laughed at noises outside the hall, as usual, just as a freshman was mugged outside their door...