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“Gran Hotel” Taken off of Netflix, Causing Mass Panic for students Enrolled in Fairview Spanish Classes

Emma O'Leary | Jan 23 2017 | in Humor

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On November 15th, Netflix made the horrible mistake of removing the Spanish Soap Opera “Gran Hotel” from their website, resu...

Proposal to Recognize Ramp Climbing Efforts

Webmaster | Jan 13 2017 | in Humor

Fairview students have only five minutes between classes to complete a long, treacherous trek up a steep slope, crowded with hundreds o...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Carter Hanson | Jan 11 2017 | in Humor

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The immortal question, why did the chicken cross the road, was subject to a heated debate last Tuesday when Dr. Maria Schlupsen clashed ...

Fairview Remodeling Plans Unveiled--Eliminate All Windows

David Hirschhorn | Dec 8 2016 | in Humor

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Many students have been curious for a long time of what will happen with the extra money that BVSD schools gained through a vote passed ...

8 Ways to Stop the College Talk

Sara McCrea | Dec 7 2016 | in Humor

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Hey seniors! Have you started to dread family events? Does talking to any of your parents’ friends, or any adults rather, only res...

Cookie Culprit Part 2

Carter Hanson | Nov 14 2016 | in Humor

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A few weeks ago, Jonas Williamswelt dropped a cookie on a reference book in the library. This initiated a heated discussion between the ...

November Issue Teaser - Vermin Supreme

Carter Hanson | Nov 2 2016 | in Humor

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  Our November ELECTION ISS...

Senior Starts Clown Hunting Club

Patrick Stachniak and Arvand Aidun | Oct 31 2016 | in Humor

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Local senior Jacob Sterling started the Clown Hunting Club last week, a club dedicated to the defense of the school from the onslaught o...

Cookie Culprit Part 1

Carter Hanson | Oct 28 2016 | in Humor

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Following student Jonas Williamswelt’s cookie consumption in the FHS library last week, the IB Department faces charges from the L...