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Aardvarks Defeat Knights After Confusion at Fencing Meet

Carter Hanson | Oct 3 2016 | in Humor

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Last Monday, the fencing team arrived at a Nederland meet atop huge horses, prepared for a brutal jousting match against the top competi...

A Proposal to Further Secure BVSD Emails

Carter Hanson and Noah Finer | Sep 19 2016 | in Humor

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In early August, BVSD updated all student account usernames, changing them to not include student IDs due to security concerns. This cha...

Proposal for a Quarter-Second-Video-Sharing App

Noah Finer | May 27 2016 | in Humor

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Vine has always been a prominent app for sharing only six seconds of content to the world and has grown tremendously. With new introduct...

Senior Survival: Drama Heats Up as Only Four Contestants Remain Engaged With Class

Ben Gelderloos | May 19 2016 | in Humor

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The tension is building on Senior Survival, a blockbuster reality TV show starring Fairview seniors in a competition to see who can be t...

Printing Fees Raised to 11¢ Due to Inflation

Evan Derby | May 3 2016 | in Humor

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Following new data released by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the library has decided to raise the fee for printing a single blac...

Belief in Magical 'Trash Disappearance God' Rapidly Spreading

Noah Finer | Mar 16 2016 | in Humor

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A new religion called “Garbanism” has been reported rapidly spreading around students eating lunch within Fairview in which ...

How to Get More Snow Days

Noah Finer | Mar 2 2016 | in Humor

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This year, students have received a record amount of snow days in recent history for the BVSD district. Previously, it had been unheard of to rece...

Fairview, Monarch Students Peaceably Discuss Rivalry on Social Media

Ben Gelderloos | Feb 9 2016 | in Humor

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Before Tuesday’s large game, students from both Fairview High School and Monarch High School engaged in a pleasant discussion on their schoo...

Teacher Confuses Student's Essay with Doctor's Note

Noah Finer | Feb 4 2016 | in Humor

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Senior Winston Perez was confused when he was excused from class last Monday for a doctor’s note that he never knew about. Mr. Salazar, Perez’s I...