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A Late, Late Start

Noah Finer | Jan 25 2016 | in Humor

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BVSD has been debating changing Fairview’s starting time from 8:05 a.m. to 8:30 a.m. or 8:45 a.m. For me, though, the time seems absolutely unreas...

Kylo Ren Forms Army of Identically Dressed Junior Boys

Ben Gelderloos | Jan 19 2016 | in Humor

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Reports have emerged the Sith Lord Kylo Ren is amassing an army of junior boys clad in uniform down vests, khaki pants, and boat shoes in order t...

Sophmore Self-Diagnoses Himself With Senioritis

Ben Gelderloos | Jan 19 2016 | in Humor

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Sophomore Charles Truman announced to his group of friends on Thursday that he had self diagnosed himself with the early symptoms of senioritis an...

Newly Minted 18 Year Olds Lose All Hope After Powerball Drawing

Rachel Grushan | Jan 15 2016 | in Humor

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After Wednesday night’s devastatingly huge Powerball drawing, fresh faced 18 year olds everywhere have lost all semblance of hope towards their fu...

Jokes of the Week: December 8th

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Dec 8 2015 | in Humor

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What do you get if you cross a policeman and an alarm clock? A crime watch! How did the runaway barber escape from the police? H...

Witnesses Claim Spot of Right Angle Corner in the Halls of Fairview

Ben Gelderloos | Nov 10 2015 | in Humor

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The Royal Banner confirmed with witnesses yesterday that they believe they spotted a rare 90-degree angle corner along the walls of Fairview. If t...

Jokes of The Week 11-4

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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Why did the cookie go to a clinic? Because it felt crummy! Why did the head football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarterb...

A Learning Experience That Will Make You Laugh

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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I interviewed the Fairview Dean of Students, Jim Lefebvre. He shared with me a story, both sad and funny at the same time. It was about a day th...

How to Improve the Bathrooms

Noah Finer | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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Fairview’s bathrooms are incredibly strange and have been for an uncountable amount of time. But now is the time for change. Many students have vo...