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Jokes of the Week: December 8th

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Dec 8 2015 | in Humor

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What do you get if you cross a policeman and an alarm clock? A crime watch! How did the runaway barber escape from the police? H...

Witnesses Claim Spot of Right Angle Corner in the Halls of Fairview

Ben Gelderloos | Nov 10 2015 | in Humor

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The Royal Banner confirmed with witnesses yesterday that they believe they spotted a rare 90-degree angle corner along the walls of Fairview. If t...

Jokes of The Week 11-4

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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Why did the cookie go to a clinic? Because it felt crummy! Why did the head football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarterb...

A Learning Experience That Will Make You Laugh

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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I interviewed the Fairview Dean of Students, Jim Lefebvre. He shared with me a story, both sad and funny at the same time. It was about a day th...

How to Improve the Bathrooms

Noah Finer | Nov 6 2015 | in Humor

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Fairview’s bathrooms are incredibly strange and have been for an uncountable amount of time. But now is the time for change. Many students have vo...

Jokes of the Week: October 28th

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Oct 28 2015 | in Humor

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What does a hungry mathematician eat? A square meal! Where do knights keep their armies? In their sleevies! Wha...

Breaking News: Test Next Period Really Hard, Expect the Worst

Ben Gelderloos | Oct 27 2015 | in Humor

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The students of teacher Margaret Govnovski’s 7th period class have been hysterically cramming last minute information this lunch in preparation fo...

Jokes of the Week: October 21st

Benjamin Tarasewicz | Oct 20 2015 | in Humor

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What happens when you cross an eagle and a skunk? You get an animal that stinks to high heaven! Which building has the most stories...

A Better Use for Bond Money

Noah Finer | Sep 23 2015 | in Humor

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Dear administration, Around a year ago, voters passed BVSD’s capital construction bond issue putting $576.5 million to the district’s scho...