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Grow Your Own Boyfriend: The solution to being single on Valentines Day

By Elise Maclean in Humor

If you are single and lonely on Valentines and don't know what to do, here is your solution. A revolutionary product, known as the "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy has become a popular alternative to having a real life boyfriend. "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" grows up to six times its size! It's only takes 12 hours to grow your true love.

Unfortunately, the package states that you must be over three years old, so if you 2 years old and younger, I am sorry but you are out of luck.

According to the package, here are some of the reasons why you should use this product.

He's always polite! He never snores! Your friends will love him! He will never argue back! Free movie and dinner date! He always shuts up! The number one reason to grow your own boyfriend is he doesn't look at you like you're nuts when you buy another pair of shoes.

If that's not reason enough, then I don't know what is.

What are you waiting for? Go get your own boyfriend, it's only $3.99

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