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The 10 Real Reasons Why Students Are Proud to be a Knight (Tonight)

By Ben Gelderloos in Humor

Fairview boast many successful sports teams, strong academics, and a positive community, but when it comes down to it, being proud to be a knight involves so much more. Here are the real reasons why students are glad to be at Fairview.

  1. The abundance of natural, non-fluorescent lighting throughout classrooms.

  2. The architecture of the building makes students feel like their school is a castle and they are extravagant kings or queens.

  3. The architecture of the building makes students feel like their school is a jail.

  4. The ramps could probably get someone going so fast with a chair from the 800 hall that one could break a world record.

  5. The frequent use of puns that play on the similar pronunciation of ‘knight’ and ‘night.’

  6. Small classes that allow for lots of collaboration and individual work with teachers.

  7. The foosball table in the senior lounge breeds dreams of world foosball championships.

  8. The cookies at the IB Store.

  9. The fair view of the Flatirons and Viele Lake that any student can see from the many large classroom windows.

  10. The amazing community makes everyone feel like they are part of a master plan to rule the world.

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