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BREAKING: EIC Resignations

Henry Larson | Apr 19 2018 | in Humor

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Breaking news struck the Royal Banner newsroom this morning as Co-Editor-in-Chief Molly Box resigned after information was released in t...

A New Report Finds that the Humor Section Editor is just a Robot

Henry Larson | Apr 5 2018 | in Humor

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A new report finds that The Royal Banner’s humor section editor is really just an annoying robot that nobody cares about.

A Review of the Oscars

Henry Larson | Mar 13 2018 | in Humor

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Recently the renowned Oscars were held in Hollywood. Here is the Royal Banner’s review of the top 3 films:   ...

Students create new "Miracle Burger"

Henry Larson and David Hirschhorn | Mar 2 2018 | in Humor

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DENVER, CO - A team of students in 5th period IB Biochemistry/Independent Study class have announced their latest project, a Dairy free...

Record Turnout at Knight's Basketball Game

Henry Larson | Feb 26 2018 | in Humor

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BOULDER, CO—At the Coors Events Center last night, the Fairview Knights and the Boulder Panthers squared off in an intense match o...

"Gran Hotel" is Back on Netflix

Henry Larson | Feb 5 2018 | in Humor

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PREVIOUSLY: On November 15th, 2017, Netflix made the horrible mistake of removing the Spanish Soap Opera “Gran Hotel” from t...

BREAKING: Crisis Rocks the Community

Henry Larson | Jan 19 2018 | in Humor

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BREAKING: Shocking news has struck the community as students reel from a critical decision made by a vital company to Boulder infrastruc...

The Dos and Don'ts for Walking the Halls

Ella Wawrzynek | Dec 19 2017 | in Humor

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  Do: Walk...

The Most Interesting Person at Fairview

David Hirschhorn and Henry Larson | Dec 8 2017 | in Humor

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Recently, Royal Banner reporters discovered one of the most fascinating and talented students to ever attend Fairview. His name: Gene Mo...