Change Issue Spot the Difference Answers

Noah Finer | Apr 18 2018 | in Multimedia

Noah apologizes for this spot the difference ahead of time. 1) A student in the middle is missing a watch 2) "Team 2036 won't make it to nationals" has been changed to "Team 2036 will make it to nationals" 3) A TT in the left side of the background has been changed to TH 4) The leftmost light on the top of has been slightly moved 5) The leftmost banner on the very top of the image has bee...

A New Report Finds that the Humor Section Editor is just a Robot

Henry Larson | Apr 5 2018 | in Humor

A new report finds that The Royal Banner’s humor section editor is really just an annoying robot that nobody cares about. Researchers at the Colorado Research Advancement Program have recently discovered a startling trend in the section editor’s content. Senior Research Chief Sam Sanchez released his report in a press release. “Through a tedious 4 week study, we have found that T...

Your Stories On The Lockdown

Emi Ambory | Apr 3 2018 | in Student News

Principal Stensrud “The district, with really good intent, tries to get information out quickly. But that just caused more panic. Because when we put the school on lockdown, the police put it on the scanner, and the Boulder Daily Camera immediately puts it on their website. So we have kids on lockdown looking at that. [District] communications is trying to put out information, but they’re not putting i...

The Scoop on Snow Days

Emma O'Leary | Mar 25 2018 | in Student News

A snow day has not yet been called for the 2017-2018 school year, and while there have been days when some students hoped for a snow day, many families face concerns other than safety when the snow does fall. A heavy snowfall can negatively affect students in the event that school is not canceled. Junior Emma Jones is one of the students whose morning is considerably affected when school is ...

Coming Soon: Your Voices on Parkland and Protests

Henry Larson | Mar 15 2018 | in Multimedia

Listen to a new trailer for The Knight Show on iTunes or Soundcloud. We will return on March 23rd.

A Review of the Oscars

Henry Larson | Mar 13 2018 | in Humor

Recently the renowned Oscars were held in Hollywood. Here is the Royal Banner’s review of the top 3 films: The Shape of the Water: Finding Nemo returns with the hit family film series’ third installment. This films picks right off after Finding Dory, where we see that the fish has been reunited with her family, but is blinded in a tragic accident. Meeting a beautiful stin...

The Knight Show: Episode 5 Edden Rosenberg

Henry Larson | Mar 5 2018 | in Multimedia

The Knight Show returns with part 3 of Emi Ambory's series on music and culture at Fairview, "Tune In" Listen on iTunes or on Soundcloud Producers: Carter Hanson, Emi Ambory, David Hirschhorn Technical Direction: Noah Finer, Molly Box, Matthew Gunther Theme Music: Matthew Gunther Hosted and ...

Record Turnout at Knight's Basketball Game

Henry Larson | Feb 26 2018 | in Humor

BOULDER, CO—At the Coors Events Center last night, the Fairview Knights and the Boulder Panthers squared off in an intense match observed by a tremendous crowd of 4 people, Three of whom were moms of the players. This sets a record for the number of attendees at a basketball game across the season. Point guard Corey Landon spoke on the rate of attendance. “It was really great seeing al...