Humor Me #1 – The Banner’s Joke and Pick-up Line Column


Need a laugh? A funny line to get your crush’s attention? Here are some fun pick-up lines and jokes from students around the school:


What did Beethoven’s chickens say?
Bach bach!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance… so I pushed her over.


Do you have any raisins? Well how about a date?

Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.

I thought happiness started with an H… Why does mine start with you?


Thanks for reading this week’s comedy column, Humor Me! Keep your eyes out for more jokes and pick-up lines in future editions.