Humor Me #2 – The Royal Banner’s Joke and Pick-up Line Column
Need a laugh? A funny line to get your crush’s attention? Here are some fun pick-up lines and jokes:
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Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
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Are you trash? Cause I want to take you out.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Do you like science? Cause I’ve got my ion you.
Are you Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
//Thanks for reading this week’s comedy column, Humor Me! Keep your eyes out for more jokes and pick-up lines in future editions. Special thanks to Reader’s Digest and Pun.me for providing the jokes and pick-up lines!
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