Need a laugh? A funny line to get your crush’s attention? Here are some fun pick-up lines and jokes:

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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

I invented a new word! Plagiarism! 

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

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Are you trash? Cause I want to take you out.

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

Do you like science? Cause I’ve got my ion you.

Are you Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

//Thanks for reading this week’s comedy column, Humor Me! Keep your eyes out for more jokes and pick-up lines in future editions. Special thanks to Reader’s Digest and Pun.me for providing the jokes and pick-up lines!